tonight i googled "learn napoleon dynamite dance" and in the comment section of some ad-only-probably virus-ridden-blog came across this summer goal list/ to do list of an "almost" 14 year old girl. i'm thinking of adopting it as my own - particularly taco bell every tuesday and eating a full bag of shredded cheese.


-walmart in the middle of the night
-go mini golfing
-play twister
-go to texas
-meet someone new
-get their phone number
-see a movie thats rated g
-see a movie thats rated r
-spend the night at jenaes
-redo my room
-go to winco in weirdo outfits
-act like a penguin in public
-go to a store in swimsuit
-go to antelope aquatic center
-have a birthday party
-go to a scary movie with a guy
-eat cheesecake
-make homemade ice cream
-make brownies
-tell a random person that they dropped their pocket
-call abercrombie and "fetch"
-go to the pound and look at dogs
-spend at least three hours in IKEA
-go to a concert
-make up a dance to a country song
-memorize all the words to that one sir mix alot song
-memorize a new monologue
-memorize the napoleon dynamite dance
-audition for somethingre
-win something on the radio
-request a song on the radio
-ride on a ferris wheel
-enter something in a contest
-read a book
-go to a haunted place
-watch the sunrise
-go canoeing or kayaking
-put salt on a snail
-make funny youtube videos
-dance in a grocery store
-buy one grape from winco
-use my credit card
-get a new phone
-buy balloons and suck the helium
-go to a teen club
-learn a new dance
-sleep in a tent
-meet someone that lives in a different state
-go to hollister
-buy something online
-play laser tag
-take a picture with a stop sign
-take cute pictures on a beach
-dance on the sidewalk
-have a scavenger hunt
-go to thursday night market in folsom
-go to skyzone or sky high
-buy cowgirl boots
-buy a super cute skirt
-play basketball
-play baseball
-go running
-be on tv
-try a new recipe
-sing in the middle of a store/mall
-get a tiny pet
-be obsessed with a male celebrity
-start a conversation with a stranger
-call someone i havent talked to all summer
-go to dennys
-eat a banana split
-go to san francisco
-eat mini donuts
-learn a skateboarding trick
-go to walmart and ask where the walls are
-go in a dressing room and yell "theres no toilet paper in here!"
-crawl around mooing in a grocery store
-rearrange items in a grocery store
-go to taco bell every tuesday
-memorize a dance from bring it on
-watch scary movies while eating pasta
-watch mean girls, white chicks, 13 going on 30, and sleepover
-say yes to everything for a whole day
-be silent for a whole hour
-ask a random person if their name is john travolta
-find a hot abercrombie model and take pictures with him
-eat a whole pack of shredded cheese in one day
-make homemade mac and cheese
-hang out with larry before he moves to mexico
-set off fireworks after fourth of july
-tell someone that i want to be called glora the goldfish
-take strip pictures
-buy a new pair of vans
-go to costco and do something cool
-t.p.
-ding dong ditch
-lose 5 pounds
-get a flat stomach
-write a funny remix to a song
-try to finish a rubix cube
-play tennis
-go on one of those trampoline jumpy flippy things
-do karaoke
-have a water balloon fight
-go to old sac
-go to a museum
-babysit
-watch a baseball game
-prank call someone and make animal sounds
-go movie hopping
-get kicked out of somewhere
-lay out and look at stars and full moon(my bday)
-decorate a car
-go to folsom outlets
-dance in front of a movie screen during the credits
-go on bumper cars/boats
-go to sunrise fun center
-ride go carts
-go rock climbing
-make a smoothie

i am too out of it to know what some of these mean, so if they are offensive i apologize in advance.

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